Wednesday, November 2, 2011

9-1-1, Part 1: Dad's Big Load

DAD'S BIG LOAD
Dad’s Big Sperm Load was a monumental blunder 

Never saw the lightnin’, never heard the thunder 

Right under his coke filled nose 

The KID started wearing camo clothes
 
Now how could that have happened, 
Gee, I wonder??

Making pipe bombs to throw, that’s real slick  

Don’t you want to know what makes me Tick? 

Murder and mayhem’s just a video game 

Live or Die, it’s all the same 

If you really want to know, just Point and Click!! 

What happened to your baby bunting 

Gave him a gun and took him hunting 

Close one eye and take a bead 

Squeeze, don't jerk, is all you need 

Unfortunately for you, he’s missing something

In the schoolyard, his trigger finger itches 

Got to get even on all those sons-of-bitches 

Their constant torment and strife 

Will cost them their life 

Teachers, Bullies, Jocks, and especially Snitches


The lunch room rocks with wounded and the dead 

Like the sterile video violence in your head 

Too bad all of this is Real 

Like the emptiness you feel 

As the empty clips turn the linoleum bright red

Should parents pay when their Darlin’ turns out cruel?

Their job’s to teach what is and isn’t cool 

Making pipe bombs in his room 

Your seething Looney Tune 

Plans to cap you both at breakfast before school!

This is said to be just another senseless act 

But, one cannot get beyond the facts 

It’s real people getting killed 

Real blood is being spilled 

Life’s not some stupid program you can hack!

At twenty-one they’ll let you go free 

To the victims it adds insult to injury 

The law says you’re too young 

To die for what you’ve done 

Lucky for you that shit is not left up to me

 I’d read Kafka as the preacher pats your head 

The pepperoni on your Tombstone’s turning RED

I’ll have to call the EPA 

Just to throw your ashes away 

And may you have heartburn till you drop dead

I know my approach to retribution seems extreme 

Like something in a nightmare or bad dream 

But even that’s not real 

He’ll get off on an appeal, 

Some technicality or other GOD DAMN thing!

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