Wednesday, November 2, 2011

9-1-1, Part 1: Rumps-r-us


RUMPS-R-US
Wring your hands at this senseless carnage  

Dope fueled, skinhead, white bread bullies  

They know the Constitution protects their vomit  

From your non-retaliation which isn't much better 

From the Numb-Nut fathers afraid of the danger  

The chicken-shit hoods run the neighborhood bunkers

Payin' off the Heat, busy jumpin' jay-walkers  

Or chasin' the homeless behind the Dempsey Dumpster 

Or save the street urchins from wino dribble  

Butt-hole barter or even prostitution  

So, if you gonna do the time  

May as well do the crime  

You'll be throttled in the shower, at the midnight hour  

Take it like a man, when the Brothers smoke your ham 

It only hurts, they say, if you put up a fight  

That's no reason to enjoy it  

And you never know, you might! 
 
It’s all just conjecture to me, of course 
 
I've never been reamed by a two-legged horse!

So, who are the criminals?  

Who are the Thieves?  

Who are the Murderers? 
 
Laughing in your face?  

Don't you think it's funny?  

That you turned in your gun  

You know the State will protect you  

Just dial 9-1-1  

Sucker!  

Just dial that 9-1-1!!!

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