9-1-1 Part 1: MAC 10

MAC 10

 School kids with MAC 10’s 


Smoke dope for courage 


Green suburban schoolyards 


And video paint-ball jungles... 


Blast their bad-time schoolmates 


The do-gooders had it comin' 


Ready to hose, your grungy Goth clothes 


Treat you like they were slummin'

The Brady Bunch got slaughtered 


In the Jihad of the Junkies 


For anything they could find to sell 


To stave off the one trick monkey... 


Load up the trunk with high class loot 


Jonesing, they can't wait to unload it 


Kill for a fix 


Turn a few Tricks 


And go out again in the morning.

Lost in the vinyl of Lazy-Boy Land, 


Parents are chained to a wall-sized T.V. 


Watching wholesale murder and rape 


Too far from the fridge to relieve 


Kosovo, Rwanda, or Taliban Thugs 


The Belly of the Monster keeps filling 


No need to take a stand, in Lazy-Boy Land 


Or give a damn about all that ruthless killing.

"Life chops its own Meat" 


In the fly-papered lair 


Youthful minds cross-thread and fry 


Not that anyone cares... 


Everyone’s to blame unless they have 

Your Name 
Your Religion, Your Skin Color, or History 


Shit in-Shit out, is what dope is all about... 


So why is Violence and Hate such a mystery?

Classmates gather around the graves,

Their pain shows the turmoil they're in

With Mac 10's and junkies

And Lazy-Boy Flunkies

The Proof's in The Pudding -- Amen

9-1-1 PART I: CHECK IT OUT!

CHECK IT OUT!

  Ever see a human take a real solid hit  


Or a knife in the chest that didn't make a real mess?  


Maybe outside McDonalds or a drive-in nightclub  


Splattering their gang guts all over the sidewalk  


The floor of the drive-by fills up with hot brass  


Smokin’ tonight Bro, cappin' some punk-ass  


The kid on the couch watchin' "Boys in the Hood"  


Thinks the noise is straight out of Hollywood  


Sirens howl like demons while scattered bullets whiz  


He passes by the window on his way to take a piss  


The stray pops his head like a Randy Weaver melon  


Kicked through the goal post by some "baby head" felon  


The wallboard shreds like paper from the Uzi gunner’s finger 


Zit-faced white bread, strung out, gang-banger 


Tweaking from the heat of the automatic's fever  


He sweats like a man  


He cries like a child  


The glasspak roars  


He’ll get the headlines for sure

Sad faced firemen hose down the mess  


Police write down the number but it's the wrong address 


The “Boys in the Hood”  


He was their little friend 


He thought it would be cool  


To grow up just like them  


Lockin’ and Loadin’ with a shit-eating grin 


He’ll be Squirmin’ like Vermin when the gurney’s rolled in 


Read out the name while the executioner drools 


Voted "most likely to die 
Before quitting high school"  


Better think about it, you’d be safer in a Cult 


Than to get a hangin’ judge and be tried as an Adult 


When the hammer falls and the verdict is read 


Nobody will give a shit for what’s in your head 


Or that you see the world through eyes so sad  


To smell gunpowder, smoke and lead  


To go to bed happy  


And wake up Dead!

YOUNG DEAD PIGS: GANG PORK

9-1-1 Part I: Pissed It All Away

PISSED IT ALL AWAY

If Life was a Game Show 


You'd have to be present to Win 

 
If Life was a Cop Show 


You'd have to turn in all your Friends  


If Life was a Talk Show
 

Everything they said would be True  


No,  Life is just a RUBBER HOSE 


That leaves you Black and Blue

Yes, Life is just a Rubber Hose 


That leaves you Black and Blue

Is life just a daytime Soap 


Because real life is so Cruel?  


Is Life just a Cheap Burlesque 


Where lonely men Re-tool?  


Is Life just a front row seat 


On a fast freight to Hell? 


No, Life is what you make it 


If you can just get past the Smell!

Yes, Life is what you make it  


If you ever get past the Smell!

Is Life just a Big Freak Show 


That everyone must pay to See?  


Is life just a Lazy Boy 


Chained to a huge TV?  


Is Life just a GO-GO Show 


Shitted out at Half-time PLAY?  


No, Life is just a big "NO SHOW" 


Cause you Pissed it all away!

Yes, Life is just a big "NO SHOW" 


Cause you Pissed it all AWAY!

Last Dancer "No Encore"