Wednesday, November 2, 2011

9-1-1, Part 1: A Perfect Story


A PERFECT STORY
"JUMP BACK JACK!" 

Violence erupts without warning 

Lunacy like lava 

Down the angry streets flowing 

The innocent ones, they flee 

Dropping their groceries 

Cut down like straw 

In the streets of confusion 

Where in the hell 

Can I get a transfusion 

For shoppers chopped up 

Like cheap confetti 

Tossed out of windows 

At the next election 

Right Wing politicians 

Offer constipated visions 

Their big-hair wives 

Would kill for an erection 

If she could get his attention 

Long enough to screw him 

Perhaps she could realign 

His megalomaniacal conclusions 

If he ever told the truth, you know, 

Someone would try to shoot him! 

Not much chance of that though 

Waiting for the big dough 

Maybe write a book, you know 

Tell everything she fucking knows 

Make up big fat smelly lies 

Juicy Lucy's sweaty thighs 

Buttrafuge, fat and whorey 

Never let the facts, Jack, 

Ruin a perfect story!

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