The Easter Painting: The Last Temptation of the Wieny Christ
Diatribe III.
Now! Is the time to Attack!!!
Just when the self-appointed keepers of the Crotchless Wonders
Think it’s safe to wash their soiled Acrylans
And reinstate the Fundamentals of Acquiescence and Powerlessness!
All “artists-in-tow” must arise to confront the Cruel Merchants of our
“Favored Ones!”
We reject the Dirty Band-Aids of your Bogus Generosity!
We reject the “Casting Couch” mentality and outright Asskissing
You so psychopathically require!
What if we made art that insulted your Personal Values?
What if we made art that defaced your Property?
What if we made art that sodomized (ouch!) your Pet Dog?
What if we made art that broke your mirrors and you could no longer admire
your Wretched Cleverness?
What if we made art by wiping our asses with the Rag of Turin;
Took a crap in the Koran, or jerked off on the Torah?
Could we actually get a show with a contract without having to chew on
Your Smelly Pantyhose or pull down your Boxers?
I think not.
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