Reality: The Butcher Of Dreams
The Cruel Lamentations of the DaDa Avenger
"Ride with Pride, Die with Dignity"
Lazy-Boy Man
"AS THE WORLD TURNS..."
"BURNS" is more like it!
"DAYS OF OUR LIVES..."
The REAL world's too Tough!
"ONE LIFE TO LIVE..."
9-1-1, you better call it!
LAZY-BOY MAN...
Don't like to play Rough!
Oxygen thieves
In their Lazy-Boy coffins
Live and die
In their vinyl reclines
Numb-Nut masters
Of the truly banal
Opinionated and vulgar
Cruel by Design!
Daytime show queens
Turn big plastic letters
Spelling out "RIGORMORTIS"
You win if you can,
"THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE"
Crushes the losers
"Great Fucking Life!"
Yells LAZY-BOY MAN!
Talk shows pundits
Give up no warning...
Cheap sentiments roll
Off their swollen tongues,
Pretending to care
Raking in millions
LAZY-BOY MAN'S
Satellite Dish Hums...
Fat burners grunt
Melting love handles
Their groaning Squat-Thrusts
Turn him On
High-rises tremble
To the jiggling tonnage
LAZY-BOY-MAN
Firms up at home!
LAZY BOY-MAN...
Waits for Deliverance
Televangelists cash his
Unemployment check ...
The LAZY-BOY MASTER
Knows his true feelings
Oblivious to the fact
He has no life to wreck!
Buried deep in the cushion
Sweaty hocks rumble...
A commercial is coming,
Perfect time to relieve!
Anal Explosive...
Short fused and burning
That much crap out of one man
Is hard to believe!!!
LAZY-BOY MAN
Waits for the Answer...
LAZY-BOY MAN
Don't even try
LAZY-BOY MAN
Has thrown in the towel
And "There but for fortune
go you or I"
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